Take care of your body with steadfast fidelity.
I wonder if Goethe practiced what he preached. All I know is that every year when March rolls around, I haven’t even touched upon my annual resolution of getting in shape with proper diet and exercise. Even though the possibility of wearing my yellow polka dot bikini is no longer an issue, I still would like to give the impression that I’m, at least, in fairly good condition. For the past couple of months, I’ve been grabbing handfuls of double-coated chocolate peanuts and running past my treadmill. Unfortunately, the distance covered isn’t that great. I recently discovered that there are small packages of Jiffy cookie mixes, perfect for two people and cheap. I figured if I had to have cookies, I should have to bake them. Big deal. It only takes seconds to mix up, 10 minutes in the oven, and one hour to consume. Today is the day I turn over a new lease and take action. No more candy and cookies (a little bit won’t hurt); no more chewing tobacc-y and barroom brawls. I’m revving up to be become a lean, mean muscled machine. People will confuse me with the models on the front cover of Shape magazine. 🙂 Yes siree.